I am Strawberrycreme26 on youtube, but I go by Sapphire everywhere else. Feel with it.

theancienthawaiiansusedtosay:

My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”
Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard

theancienthawaiiansusedtosay:

My roommate just ordered “none pizza with left beef”

Dominos called him after placing the order online to make sure it was not a mistake. It is too early to be laughing this hard

sapphberry:

Mekakucity Actors OP Theme: “daze”

Reblogging because I don’t know what the phrase ‘high-tempo attendance’ is supposed to mean. Does anyone know what that means?

chronic-mastication:

Artisan Ice Cream
The only one I’ve tried is Jeni’s and it’s good but very expensive.

chronic-mastication:

Artisan Ice Cream

The only one I’ve tried is Jeni’s and it’s good but very expensive.

chronic-mastication:

Deep, deep, deeeep ice cream appreciation : 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9

gigidigi:

I finally sent my fashion book off to the printer, so I celebrated by…drawing something I wish I could have put in it. Oh well.

gigidigi:

I finally sent my fashion book off to the printer, so I celebrated by…drawing something I wish I could have put in it. Oh well.

chronic-mastication:

The “Delta King” Burger : a ½-pound char-grilled beef patty on a fresh baked bun, layered with coleslaw, American cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion and slow-cooked barbecued pork slathered in Chicago-style “BarBQphoria” sauce

monster…

chronic-mastication:

The “Delta King” Burger : a ½-pound char-grilled beef patty on a fresh baked bun, layered with coleslaw, American cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion and slow-cooked barbecued pork slathered in Chicago-style “BarBQphoria” sauce

monster…

(Source: yummyfoooooood)

clientsfromhell:

Client: Take the prices off of each item.

Me: How will people know how much each item costs?

Client: I don’t want the prices to be the focus of the product.

Me: Isn’t this an online store where people can purchase your products?

Client: No, it’s a gallery where people can purchase my products.

Me: Without knowing the price?

Client: Yes. Also change the header from ‘gallery’ to ‘shop.’

Can you make it more mind-blowing?

TEENAGE GIRL TWEETS TERRORIST THREAT TO AIRLINE AND BRAGS ABOUT HOW MANY FOLLOWERS SHE’S GETTING

tubaeric:

So this girl actually did this….

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…and then proceeded to brag about it and say how happy she was that she was getting followers and favorites:

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Then after it hit her how much shit she was in….

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even though she had already changed her story several other times….

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and also….just let it sink in that she thought blocking the FBI would actually let them not find her…..image

people like this are literally the scum of the earth

So I am now caught up with Game of Thrones…

…and I just finished watching last night’s episode. 

>mfw

clientsfromhell:

Client: Why would I hire another designer when I could just get you to do it for free?

Me: … I wasn’t planning to work for free.

Client: I meant that I’d get you to do this work in addition to the work I’m already paying you for.

Me: I’d have to charge if the scope of the project gets bigger.

Client: You can’t just spring something like that on me. 

Do you know if there’s a free program that does intranet?

chronic-mastication:

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

This is the reason I put a warning on every cream pie (because there are chocolate and coconut etc cream pies) post I make.

A moment of silence.

samspratt:

"Daenerys" - Illustration by samspratt

Finally finished. Had a little too much fun painting all that loose, whispy, wooshy, hair. Now right back to the art cave to continue research on a poster I’m particularly excited about.