I am Strawberrycreme26 on youtube, but I go by Sapphire everywhere else. Feel with it.

Fucking awful. 

hotel-job:

The 9/11 Memorial is the site of a massive international tragedy.

It is not a tourist attraction.

It should not be third on your list of things to do in New York.

It is not a normal thing to want to see.

Having the desire to buy a 9/11 Memorial t-shirt is a sign of poor character.

If you have…

"children"

hotel-job:

GUEST: What room should we book? We have four adults and four (does air quotes) “children.”

(I’m assuming she did airquotes because she’s not sure what we consider the age cutoff for children, but it’s also possibly they have four potatoes with faces drawn on that they take care of and love very much??)

i treat these potatoes as if they were my own “children”

Change the colors and the shapes and the pictures - but keep the same look.

Ace Attorney 6

Okay, so apparently Shu Tamkumi will be working on AA6. This next game may not be so disappointing.

hotel-job:

(This Swedish family that has been talking down their nose at me all week just yelled at me because their car is 7 minutes late to pick them up. Lots of “In Sweden when we do something, we do it properly.” and “This is not acceptable to us.” Right after the driver arrived, their adult daughter…

Does this rainbow look gay to you?

feedback from a children’s daycare website

(via clientsfromhell)

clientsfromhell:

My team and I were hired by a small-time political campaign to produce and write scripts for promotional videos. The only direction the client gave was, "Just make something and then I’ll tell you what I like and don’t like about it and we’ll go from there."

After three different versions and…

greycoral:

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

This is fantastic.

I can’t stop crying

(Source: youtube.com)

introverted-manatee asked:

I just got finished with the final day at Sakuracon and thought of something: if you did a panel that centered around your works it would fill up in a heartbeat. I wish you would :<

Lmao, I always thought being on a panel would be cool, but I am way too shy for that.

this too

I love this one too.

"Is the weed on the show real?"

Happy Easter/420, everyone!